Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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