We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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