Where did you get a picture of my penis
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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