do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
We are two peas in an std pod
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
