my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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