I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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