If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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