I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
