Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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