The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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