So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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