Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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