Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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