you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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