Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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