If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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