pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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