What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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