Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Randomize
