So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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