Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I forgot wine drunk hurts
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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