Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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