I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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