If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Randomize
