so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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