But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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