The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
