I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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