You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Randomize
