Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Alive.
So much puke
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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