Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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