operation have a gay friend backfired
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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