I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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