I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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