I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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