You made me cry and you don't even care
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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