Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Randomize
