Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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