My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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