sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Randomize
