You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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