Fuck appropriateness.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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