i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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