She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
