last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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