I'm jealous of your bromance
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Can you bring me the toilet please
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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