Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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