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(843): View more from South Carolina

the red head has a bf

(1-843): View more from South Carolina

just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

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(626): View more from California

He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.

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(916): View more from California

keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something

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(502): View more from Kentucky

update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

porn star boner night. come get it.

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(312): View more from Illinois

Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?

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(260): View more from Indiana

If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.

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(407): View more from Florida

Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!

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(817): View more from Texas

I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.

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