fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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