you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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