i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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