what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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