I just saw a hot homeless man
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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