That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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